“Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's beautiful.”
Oh.
You’ve never been a very good liar.
Neither have you.
Just remember two things: I love you, and I’m just one phone call away.
Oh.
Start skype-ing my lame older brother? I think you’ll start missing me too much.
Maybe.
Goodbye Mystic Falls, hello world.
Yeah, no problem.
Have a good trip, Mason. I know you’ll be deeply missed.
Thank you, Brayden. I’ll miss you too.
Goodbye Mystic Falls, hello world.
That obvious, huh?
No, I really don’t. I’m just living in your accomplishment for a moment. I don’t even know.
Well, thank you, I think?
Oh.
You don’t need to necessarily kidnap them…Just shoo them onto a plane to Virginia. That’s all I ask.
Have fun though, Mason. Don’t forget us little people.
Alright, let me get to work on that. And thank you, Alexis. But I mean, it’s not like I’ll never speak to you or anything. We have our phones, the internet…
Goodbye Mystic Falls, hello world.
I know, but you can choose to never live here again. I don’t know who wouldn’t love that… Okay, I might be getting a little ahead of myself here.
You just want me gone, don’t you?
Oh.
I still want my presents though… And you could possibly send british boys this way.
If I can figure out a way to get around kidnapping laws, I will.
Goodbye Mystic Falls, hello world.
Like I said, good luck, Reynolds. And you know, come visit, visit, don’t move back.
It’s only a semester, Brayden. I can’t stay away forever.
